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[While Dipper went straight to their apartment, here Mabel was! With a bright smile on her face, she sat by the sofa with a certain sweater in her hand!

Covered in white and blue (and maybe just a tad bit of glitter!), she held the infamous Pine sweater before her and she can't wait for him to wear it!

...That and she needed another sweater model too.]

[ And soon enough, Dipper walks in, not knowing quite what to expect except that it's going to be something Mabel-y and sure enough -

When he comes upon her in the living room, she's got quite the sweater with her. ]

...Is that...glitter?

[ MABEL WHAT IS THIS ]

Of course it is! What else is there?

[She said giggling before shoving said sweater straight to him!]

What you do think? It looks pretty awesome doesn't it? And I know you're just want to try it on because it's just that amazing!

[Can he say no to that face of hers?]

[ LOTS OF THINGS NOT GLITTERY...but should he even be surprised? ]

Mabel, it's July.

[ Like it being summer has ever stopped her from insisting on sweaters before. ]

So? Who said that you can't wear it?

And I bet it'll even protect you when you least expect it!!

[Said the girl who wrote 20+ different sweaters in 3 months]

[ ...Well, he can't really know for sure, can he?

He takes the sweater from her and holds it up. ]

Protect me from what, exactly? Ever getting a date?

[ It's...so glittery... ]

Protect you from all the evil from CERES because when they see that sweater? They'll automatically think of me and no one should ever mess with Mabel Pines!

[All complete with some evil laughing from her]

And that's the best armor you can find!

[ ...Her logic is surprisingly sound. ]

Soooo you're basically this sweater is supposed to scare people?

Exactly! And it'll make you look really fashionable too!

[She said with a giggle]

C'mon, try it already! I can't wait to see what you look like in it!

[ Granted, Dipper doesn't have a great sense of fashion, but he's still not sure he buys that. ]

Okay, fine...here goes nothing.

[ He tugs the sweater over his head. Behold him in all his glittery pine tree glory. ]

[Then here comes a dramatic gasp from the girl!]

Oh my gosh, look at you! You look so amazing! Here, let's get you to a mirror!

[Without a second thought, she quickly grabbed his hand and went straight to the bathroom mirror!]

Can't you just feel how the power of the sweater within you? Gaze at the awesomeness of the sweater!

Mabel!

[ Oh man, and now she's turning it into a full-fledged fashion show. He's going to be lucky if she doesn't push him down the door and tell him to strut down the street wearing this. ]

I, uh, sure feel something unusual, that's for sure.

Then good because you know why?

[See that smirk, Dipper? You better be ready because that is the smirk of someone who is plotting something all right! Which was why she leaned in closer and in a low voice?]

You're going to be a fashion model!

[ ...What.

He quickly takes a step back from her and starts to tug the sweater off. ]

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, that's not gonna happen.

Oh yes, yes, yes, yes it's gonna happen!

C'mon, Dipper, for me? Pretty please with lots of sugar on top?

[Can he say no to that adorable face of hers??]

You can't be serious. Mabel, I don't think I'm exactly model material.

[ Like seriously, can't she find better people to show off her stuff than her awkward twin brother? ]

But you are! I mean, sure, you're not exactly the muscley kind but if you put your all into it, I think it will work!

Do I need to start a chant to get that confidence a boostin'?

[Because it's time to flaunt it!]

No, no, please don't start chanting.

[ She's going to start chanting, isn't she. ]

Do it, do it, do it, do it...!!

[Yup, she's totally chanting now]

[ why this tho ]

What's in it for me?

I'm glad you asked, bro bro! Because if this business does turn out well, we'll get to be really popular around here!

Everywhere you go, there will be nothing but my sweaters and everyone will know our names! How amazing will that be?

[Because who doesn't want to be popular?]

[ He's not so sure he wants to be famous because his name is tied to a sweater business... ]

I mean, that's great for you, but it's not like I made the sweaters. Look - I'll probably wear it...sometime. [ Around home. ] But I am not going to be a model.

Even when there might be lots of people who want to know your name? Or when there's a chance we can be rich?

[Not that she cares about the money but maybe that will get Dipper's attention!]

Now you're starting to sound like Grunkle Stan.

[ Which isn't a bad thing, he's just pointing it out. ]

I am running a business so of course I'm going to have to sound a little like him!

[Pause] Just minus all that super secret underground world traveling thingy.

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