[ Not making things better is what he does best! ]
Wellllllll. Have you tried telling him how you feel? I mean, that helped me get over Wendy. [ ... ] Kind of. It proooobably would've helped if I hadn't done it because I thought she was dead.
Duh, like I'm ever going to do that! That would be just too awkward to spill the beans when they're dead!
[Mabel, thy name is too blunt for her own good]
But looks like I have to, don't I? But it's just...I don't know! How do you tell a 20 year old something you got some kind of super crush on him when you're like 13?
This is super serious! I don't want to ruin my friendship with him or make it awkward than it is! If only there was some kind of sign just telling me that I could tell him without telling hi-
[....And then there was a huge grin slowly appearing on her face. You better be prepared, you know what's going to come next!] Hey, Bro Bro, you feeling like you want to help out a girl here?
Oh, you know! Just helping me out by telling him about how a certain girl with braces just happened to be right around the corner and totally wants to surprise him with some amazing!
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cryptologic) wrote2009-09-09 09:39 pm
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But Dipper, Flynn is like what? 20 or something? He's way, way, way too old for me! You know it'll never ever ever work out!
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...Yeah, you're kind of doomed there. He's old enough to drive. He's old enough to vote.
[ Because those things totally matter in Cerealia. ]
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[She said with a heavy sigh. You're not making things better, Dipper!]
Just...ugh, what am I going to do? I really need your help here, bro bro. What's a girl suppose to do here?
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Wellllllll. Have you tried telling him how you feel? I mean, that helped me get over Wendy. [ ... ] Kind of. It proooobably would've helped if I hadn't done it because I thought she was dead.
Don't wait until you think he's dead.
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[Mabel, thy name is too blunt for her own good]
But looks like I have to, don't I? But it's just...I don't know! How do you tell a 20 year old something you got some kind of super crush on him when you're like 13?
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You're the one with all the crazy ideas to get a boyfriend! I don't know anything about doing that kind of thing!
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I mean, I don't think I can just march straight up to him and go "Oh hi, Flynn! Don't mind me having a big ol' crush on you there!"
Can I even do that?
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[ Is he helping yet. ]
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This is super serious! I don't want to ruin my friendship with him or make it awkward than it is! If only there was some kind of sign just telling me that I could tell him without telling hi-
[....And then there was a huge grin slowly appearing on her face. You better be prepared, you know what's going to come next!] Hey, Bro Bro, you feeling like you want to help out a girl here?
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Mabel? Whatever you're thinking, stop thinking it. It's not going to happen.
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[Can you say no to your sister, Dipper??]
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[ Though, maybe, if she admitted he was older now, with his Cerealia experience... ]
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I'll even give you my entire ice cream if I have too!! [SHE'LL DO ANYTHING AT THIS RATE! She's starting to panic a little!!]
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What is it you even want me to do?
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[Then there was a nervous smile]
That kind of thing...?
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I don't know, I just don't want to freak him or anything? It's kind of awkward having a 13 year old crushing on a 20 something year old, you know?