[ The song predates Dipper's awareness of pop culture, but he might've heard it on the radio in the car once or twice... ]
Someone self-interested can usually be bought, too. [ Like Grunkle Stan, the most self-interested person Dipper knows. That guy would do just about anything for a buck. They'd just need to figure out what Mosley wanted that they could actually give him.
Probably something dumb, like free haircuts. Or atrocious paintings featuring himself. ]
I'll let you know if I find out anything else about him, too. We'll be better off if we pool our information.
[ Be proud, Yu, Dipper doesn't pool his information lightly. ]
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cryptologic) wrote2009-09-09 09:39 pm
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Someone self-interested can usually be bought, too. [ Like Grunkle Stan, the most self-interested person Dipper knows. That guy would do just about anything for a buck. They'd just need to figure out what Mosley wanted that they could actually give him.
Probably something dumb, like free haircuts. Or atrocious paintings featuring himself. ]
I'll let you know if I find out anything else about him, too. We'll be better off if we pool our information.
[ Be proud, Yu, Dipper doesn't pool his information lightly. ]